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I WILL EXPLAIN THIS LATER
THIS IS A NOTE REMIND ME TO EXPLAIN THIS :)

Remus Lupin: are you well?

[And he hopes that the answer is yes, and he hopes that this is not too much to ask...]

where are you
there is a woman here that went HOME she was here & then she left & then she came back again
where are you

PRANKS

There's a problem.

Don't go out by yourself.

remus? text me back please let me know you're okay.

[ He's leaving this in your sleeping quarters, because he's taking a page out of Derek's book and being a creeper about giving things to other people. It's a plastic case, stolen from the kitchens, and you already know what's in them. Taped on the list is a post-it, with the words back in two days written on it. ]

Take Sirius and go down to the Garden. Isaac and I will be there shortly.

hullo mr moony

i am very close to you but still sending this message
what do you think of THAT

ANUS

HELP

THEYVE GOT ME

remus!!

[ attached file ]

Install this.

have you ever shat bugbear skulls

[about two seconds after the above because some people have an unfair modern texting advantage]

SAY YES TO WHAT YOU ARE ASKED
YOU WILL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

SAY
YES
REMUS

will we disturbing historical events if we ask merlin to have a drink with us. this is important. can we get merlin drunk? can merlin get drunk? can you imagine james when we tell him that we had drinks with merlin he is going to go spare. moony this is important THIS IS IMPORTANT

remus

merlin thought a thought right into my head
and i invited him for dinner
and i think we are going to do a prank with merlin
we

hi, Remus! if Sirius texts you about me, just ignore it, okay?? ok good.

so i have a weird question. not weird-bad, just weird-weird.

can i tell queen guinevere shes queen of camelot if she asks me if shes queen of camelot

DIFFERENT GENDERS

DIFFENT GENDERS REMUS PEOPKL COME BACK A S DIFFERENT GENDES
DID YIYU KNOW THIS

?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[ HERE HAVE A FRANTIC LILY FACE ON YOUR SCREEN ]

Remus-!

Explain.

Explain!

so
that harry potter

[and this is backdated slightly but still a text, because it's easier to text about this and not be face to face. right? right.]

text; just because I can!!!