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[doggedly]

[Loudly, almost talking over him:]

That was people coming after me just as I had feared. Point made.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Because you messed around with their sister!

[doggedly]

Honestly, Moony, what a way to phrase it. Their sister and I had a brief relationship, which then ended.

[theshabbiestofmen]

And you can't see why they'd be bothered by that.

[doggedly]

I didn't presume to ask if they'd be bothered. It wasn't the sort of conversation you wanted to stick around for.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yes, but you bring these things on yourself, is my point.

[doggedly]

And then my supposed best mates pretend as if they don't know me so they can save their own skins. Very nice.

In any case, that won't be happening here, 'cos we're putting paint in the showers, we aren't stealing sisters or whatever it is I'm meant to have done to her.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Ravishing, I think it was.

[doggedly]

Light ravishing. You'll note no one has come to lynch me yet for similar crimes. I've been behaving.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yet. It's not been six months. I don't believe you can go forever without it.

[doggedly]

Without what, a lynching? I should hope I go my whole life without one of those.

[theshabbiestofmen]

I meant without feeling up some girl.

[doggedly]

Perhaps I'm saving myself.

[theshabbiestofmen]

For what!

[doggedly]

A really good feeling up, of course.

[theshabbiestofmen]

[WOW Sirius. Wow. Remus simply looks up at him, unimpressed.]

[doggedly]

[And Sirius can't help himself--the minute he sees the look on Remus' face, he begins to laugh.]

Oh, come off it! Don't look at me so pinch-faced!

[theshabbiestofmen]

I'll look at you however I'd like, thank you. Especially when you make such idiotic comments.

[doggedly]

Come off it, Moony. I've said loads worse. Anyway, it's only a joke!

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yes, and I've disapprove every time-- and it is not a joke, you know you're going to inevitably to some poor girl and then leave her, just as you do with every girl.

[doggedly]

This from the man who was surprised that I didn't end up married. Make up your mind, d'you have faith in me or not! Anyway, it doesn't always end that way, be fair.

[theshabbiestofmen]

It changes with the wind, honestly. And how else has it ended!

[doggedly]

Amicably. Is that so difficult to believe?

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yes.

[doggedly]

You're a cruel man. You're a cruel man who doesn't believe in his best mate.