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[doggedly]

Light ravishing. You'll note no one has come to lynch me yet for similar crimes. I've been behaving.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yet. It's not been six months. I don't believe you can go forever without it.

[doggedly]

Without what, a lynching? I should hope I go my whole life without one of those.

[theshabbiestofmen]

I meant without feeling up some girl.

[doggedly]

Perhaps I'm saving myself.

[theshabbiestofmen]

For what!

[doggedly]

A really good feeling up, of course.

[theshabbiestofmen]

[WOW Sirius. Wow. Remus simply looks up at him, unimpressed.]

[doggedly]

[And Sirius can't help himself--the minute he sees the look on Remus' face, he begins to laugh.]

Oh, come off it! Don't look at me so pinch-faced!

[theshabbiestofmen]

I'll look at you however I'd like, thank you. Especially when you make such idiotic comments.

[doggedly]

Come off it, Moony. I've said loads worse. Anyway, it's only a joke!

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yes, and I've disapprove every time-- and it is not a joke, you know you're going to inevitably to some poor girl and then leave her, just as you do with every girl.

[doggedly]

This from the man who was surprised that I didn't end up married. Make up your mind, d'you have faith in me or not! Anyway, it doesn't always end that way, be fair.

[theshabbiestofmen]

It changes with the wind, honestly. And how else has it ended!

[doggedly]

Amicably. Is that so difficult to believe?

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yes.

[doggedly]

You're a cruel man. You're a cruel man who doesn't believe in his best mate.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Absolutely I do. Just not where girls are concerned.

[doggedly]

You're on my side. You do remember that, don't you?

[theshabbiestofmen]

And thus I can criticize you all I please. That's what friends are for.

[doggedly]

Criticise, yes, but side with girls--never. That's unfair. And you always bloody side with them, even metaphorical girls!

[theshabbiestofmen]

According to whom, precisely? The siding with girls bit, I mean, not the fact that I always side with them-- which I don't, but that's an argument for later.

[doggedly]

What d'you mean, according to whom--according to the basic rules of friendship! According to the very name of the Marauders!

[theshabbiestofmen]

I don't remember that when we established our name, actually. As I recall, it was more along the lines of pranks and tormenting Severus.

[doggedly]

And loyalty!