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[theshabbiestofmen]

Because you just made that joke.

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[doggedly]

Oh, come off it, you love that joke. You've told me so.

[Wearily. After much haranguing. He doesn't add that.]

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[theshabbiestofmen]

To shut you up the last time you began whining, as I recall.

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[doggedly]

Li-ar. You said you like it. I punched you first, and then you said it.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

That isn't helping your case, Sirius, I hope you're rather aware.

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[doggedly]

[A beat. He scratches his nose, grinning a bit.]

I could whine again, if you like.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Don't you have seventh year spells to practice?

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[doggedly]

Don't you remember that I already know all of 'em and don't require practicing?

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[theshabbiestofmen]

That I know is a lie.

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[doggedly]

You're only jealous 'cos I've always gotten better marks. Without trying, I might add. S' all right, I don't mind.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

I'm sorry, remind me of your current Potions grade?

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[doggedly]

Potions is a torture, not a actual class.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

[Smugly:]

That's what I thought.

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[doggedly]

You know, it really doesn't behoove a man of your age to lord things like marks in potions over me.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

I'm not lording it over some random sixteen year old. I'm lording it over my best mate, which is different.

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[doggedly]

Your best mate who is sixteen, and if anyone overheard this they'd shake their heads at you and cluck their tongues and generally give you all sorts of looks of deep shame.

For shame, Moony.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

If they knew who I was talking to, they'd completely understand. You can't call me Moony and then get upset when I beat you in idiotic competitions. Not on, Pads.

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[doggedly]

[A beat, and then he heaves a sigh.]

Aren't people meant to grow stupider in old age?

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[theshabbiestofmen]

You might, perhaps. I certainly never planned on it.

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[doggedly]

Senility, I mean. Or else--

Oh, just shut up, Moony.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

That's what I thought. There, now you have something quite grave to whine about.

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[doggedly]

Yes, and I'll do it at everyone but you, 'cos you haven't a heart.

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[theshabbiestofmen]

And you a brain. What a set we make.

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[doggedly]

I have loads of brains, loads, great squashy gobs--that how I get high marks. That and copying off of you. Is this the bit where we, er, where we skip off to see wizards?

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[theshabbiestofmen]

I don't see much point, considering we're looking at one another. Can you at least pretend you didn't cheat off me?