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[theshabbiestofmen]

No legs though, I see.

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[doggedly]

[A pause.]


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some little bastard pulled some of them off leaving him crippled

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Shameful, how people carry on nowadays.

Any others?

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you arent impressed are you
are you



:(

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Mildly impressed. I've seen you do better, but on the other hand, this is well done.

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I wont bother you next time
good day to you sir

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[theshabbiestofmen]

I quite liked it, Sirius, I never said I didn't.

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[NO IT'S TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES and this is communicated by a long lack of texts before:]









:(

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:D

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you have never made that face in your LIFE Lupin

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Rude, very rude, Black. I might have.

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MIGHT HAVE is not HAVE




when

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When my son was born.

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blurk
blurgh
blarrrgkhgh

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How mature.

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i am NOT SORRY you drove me to it
of all the things i ever did for you i never once got a :D
but some titchy baby gets a :D
it is UNFAIR TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE

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[theshabbiestofmen]

You are not my son, Sirius, and as I recall most of the things you did for me involved me being terrified while you enjoyed yourself.

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oh please you enjoyed yourself
what about that time we went camping!

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Do you recall how much of a meal the mosquitoes made out of me?

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what i recall is that you didnt die
and had some form of what we mortals call FUN

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Are you suggesting I'm somehow immortal?

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i know not what mystic powers your werewolfy bits have lent you
you are at least impervious to most normal forms of fun

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[theshabbiestofmen]

You know just as well as I do all aspects of my curse. I should know; you elbowed me the entire time we learned about werewolves in our Defense class third year.

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oh yes what fun that was!

but the textbook was missing some things
like how werewolves also like rolling in grass
& how they enjoy eating bees & dont whinge at the pain
& how theyll eat birthday cake leftovers when you least expect it
& their soft adorable velvety paws


THINGS LIKE THAT
things that trial and error taught me
so immortality might be one

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[theshabbiestofmen]

The bees were an accident. And as for the cake, that was left out for anyone. Anyway, you've seen me grow older, so clearly the immortality theory is out.