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[doggedly]

anyway you didnt think so when you got one on me then you were as smug as anyone else

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[theshabbiestofmen]

I was also quite sick of being the only one with bruises.

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[doggedly]

vicious reciprocation was not the answer
PREFECT remember your status PREFECT
& are you implying if i were to jump out of a cupboard and punched you NOW.....

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[theshabbiestofmen]

I would freeze you in place.

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[doggedly]

CRUEL
INHUMAN
CRUEL I AM YOUR MATE AND YOU WOULD FREEZE ME

HAVE YOU NO HEART?!?!

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Perhaps you shouldn't have tried to punch me, then.

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i havent yet
i havent even thought of it and youre already thinking up ways to be cruel to be



for shame!

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[theshabbiestofmen]

I've learned to think of ways to outsmart my opponents over the years. I'm simply one step ahead of you.

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[doggedly]

an OLD step

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Better that than a childish one.

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[doggedly]

you arent by chance referencing me
are you

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[theshabbiestofmen]

I am, in fact. How perceptive.

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[doggedly]

however did i guess


look you ARE old all right
it wasnt childish it was perceptive

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[theshabbiestofmen]

A bit childish. You have Moony entirely confused, you know, he can't figure out what to make of you as a puppy.

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[He stares at the screen for a moment before replying with the most indignant text:]

I AM NOT A PUPPY

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[theshabbiestofmen]

He thinks you are. You're certainly a good deal younger than he's used to.

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[doggedly]

yes but not a puppy
younger does not mean puppy

Padfoot will be deeply offended
DEEPLY
DEEPLY
DEEEEEEPLY

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Younger equates to a puppy, I'm afraid. How can Padfoot be offended? He's a dog.

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[doggedly]

dogs can still have their feelings hurt you know
especially when being dismissed as a puppy


:(

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Young equates to puppyish, you know that.

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which equates to dismissing me
and i slip ever lower on the chain of command

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[theshabbiestofmen]

You're still my beta.

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[doggedly]

ouch my feelings
oooh ooh ouch
because i'm also a best mate
and you always fail to mention that

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Best beta, how's that?

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[doggedly]

better.......