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[theshabbiestofmen]

oh god no
wait
where

[doggedly]

youll see..................




:)

[theshabbiestofmen]

No. Tell me.

[doggedly]

behind something

[theshabbiestofmen]

Behind what?

[doggedly]

maybe your bed?

[theshabbiestofmen]

I'm cleaning behind it tomorrow.

[doggedly]

bully for you
but i did say maybe

[theshabbiestofmen]

I'm still cleaning. It's getting filthy.

[doggedly]

oh its fine thats what the robots are for
invite them in and theyll straighten it up theyre nearly as good as house elves

[theshabbiestofmen]

No I don't like them.

[doggedly]

since when

[theshabbiestofmen]

Since always. They're creepy. They think on their own.

[doggedly]

so do you

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yes, but I'm not a robot!

[doggedly]

prefects
robots
sort of the same


robots are sort of adorable anyways how can you distrust them
their little faces! or lack thereof!

[theshabbiestofmen]

>:(
THEY DON'T HAVE FACES
who knows what they're plotting/thinking

[doggedly]

to






clean
?

sinister cleaning?

[theshabbiestofmen]

And then kill us.

[doggedly]

by hoovering us very intently
yes this certainly is a thing to be afraid of

[theshabbiestofmen]

If you can be afraid of pregnant women I can not like the little robot vacuum.

[doggedly]

[kkklsfj REMUS the betrayal]

that is not even the same thing

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yes it is and you know it.

[doggedly]

a robot isnt half so creepy as TWO PEOPLE IN ONE BODY
tWO PEOPLE IN ONE BODY REMUS

[theshabbiestofmen]

Sharing food don't forget that, when a pregnant woman eats the baby gets some of it.