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[theshabbiestofmen]

Yes, but I'm not a robot!

[doggedly]

prefects
robots
sort of the same


robots are sort of adorable anyways how can you distrust them
their little faces! or lack thereof!

[theshabbiestofmen]

>:(
THEY DON'T HAVE FACES
who knows what they're plotting/thinking

[doggedly]

to






clean
?

sinister cleaning?

[theshabbiestofmen]

And then kill us.

[doggedly]

by hoovering us very intently
yes this certainly is a thing to be afraid of

[theshabbiestofmen]

If you can be afraid of pregnant women I can not like the little robot vacuum.

[doggedly]

[kkklsfj REMUS the betrayal]

that is not even the same thing

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yes it is and you know it.

[doggedly]

a robot isnt half so creepy as TWO PEOPLE IN ONE BODY
tWO PEOPLE IN ONE BODY REMUS

[theshabbiestofmen]

Sharing food don't forget that, when a pregnant woman eats the baby gets some of it.

[doggedly]

[Nope

done



setting his device on the bed and just-- shoving it away.]

[doggedly]

[later this same day, Sirius is forced to retrieve his device so he can send this critical message.]

by the way never mind
this girl is not worth helping


DISREGARD EVERYTHING

[theshabbiestofmen]

????

[doggedly]

sleazy moony


she called me sleazy

[theshabbiestofmen]

And? Girls have called you worse.

[doggedly]

i was offering to HELP HER
we were getting on perfectly well and then she called me sleazy

there is a difference
i was offering to help her she didnt need to behave like that

[theshabbiestofmen]

So let's not help her. What's got you worked in such a state? She's just a girl.

[doggedly]

attacks on character are way out of line

[theshabbiestofmen]

Sirius, Lily has called you any number of names over the years. As have most of the girls in our age range, first positive and then negative, all on your character. She's just a stupid girl.

[doggedly]

you dont understand
you just


you never understand remus
how can i make you understand
this ISNT LILY thats the point
i expect it from lily evans

[theshabbiestofmen]

Then block her number and stop talking to her.

[doggedly]

but then she wins

[theshabbiestofmen]

Sirius I don't have time for your gender warfare.

[doggedly]

oh yes becuase youre sooooo busy
what are you doing