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[theshabbiestofmen]

[He huffs out a laugh.]

We can't call him a baby, you know. Not if he's older than us.

[doggedly]

Yeah? What year was he born?

[theshabbiestofmen]

Hardly matters. I'm still not calling him a baby.

[doggedly]

Well, I'm going to, you might as well. And you're going to look pretty mental when you're the only one not calling him a baby.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Lily will back me up. That's one benefit to having her here; I've got allies.

[doggedly]

She won't. She owes me.

[theshabbiestofmen]

For what!

[doggedly]

She knows. But she'll be on my side because of it, you mark my words.

[theshabbiestofmen]

You don't have anything at all. And she won't, because she likes those of us who are sane.

[doggedly]

Sorry, how are you sane? Your idea of a great date is a library book. Oh, no, hang on, can't say that one any longer, can I--

[theshabbiestofmen]

How long is this going to last, Sirius.

[doggedly]

Forever, actually. Welcome to the rest of your life, Lupin.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Almost worth it to stay a virgin, I suspect.

[doggedly]

Really.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Well, no. Probably. But still, knock it off.

[doggedly]

I can't, this is my job.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Sirius--

[doggedly]

But I adore you!

[theshabbiestofmen]

You can't just say that and expect it to work!

[doggedly]

Really? It usually does-- do I have to kiss your knee as well?

[theshabbiestofmen]

Don't think I won't kick you, Black.

[doggedly]

Oh, 'cos Raven will be too busy kissing your knee. Right. And elsewhere.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Oh, that's disgusting!

[doggedly]

A disgusting lie?