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...I-- I ran out comparisons ....

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Telling someone they have a seriously fit arse is not the way into a girl's heart, Sirius.

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[doggedly]

Potions is a torture, not a actual class.

well it was-- inventive, I'll give you that much.

[doggedly]

I was only being truthful. I overheard you telling James that girls liked honesty so I thought I've give it a go. Turns out she doesn't, but how was I to know!

Not that I presume to lecture you, married man that you are.

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[Smugly:]

That's what I thought.

I tried ... listen can I have another chance...

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I can tell you that any woman wouldn't take too well to you saying such things about them. And that Dora might actually try and hex you if you did.

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You know, it really doesn't behoove a man of your age to lord things like marks in potions over me.

......one more.

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That isn't even remotely true. I've used it to widespread success. Not always with that particular phrasing, perhaps, but I've still used it. And anyway, I wouldn't compliment her arse, she's your wife. And my relation, eurgh. And a baby!

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I'm not lording it over some random sixteen year old. I'm lording it over my best mate, which is different.

Light .. of ... my heart?

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She's not a baby. I realize the last time you saw her she was, but you have to realize people do age.

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Your best mate who is sixteen, and if anyone overheard this they'd shake their heads at you and cluck their tongues and generally give you all sorts of looks of deep shame.

For shame, Moony.

......sure! yeah, okay, sure!

[doggedly]

Of course I realise it, but she's a baby, it doesn't matter. You married Meda's baby. I could upgrade her to a bit older, if you like, but it won't take away from her being a baby. Sorry, mate.

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If they knew who I was talking to, they'd completely understand. You can't call me Moony and then get upset when I beat you in idiotic competitions. Not on, Pads.

YESSSSSSS also WOW that is a hell of an age difference Remus

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[He frowns. This really isn't helping his argument, but:]

She's twenty-five, you know.

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[A beat, and then he heaves a sigh.]

Aren't people meant to grow stupider in old age?

AGE AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A NUMBER

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Twenty-five, yeah, and if Padfoot is a puppy, that makes her--

[A beat. He looks around at Remus, letting a slow horror dawn in his gaze.]

Moony! She was a student!

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You might, perhaps. I certainly never planned on it.

thirteen years, man, I'm just saying....

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What?

[A beat. He scowls.]

Not while I was teaching-- oh, really, Sirius!

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Senility, I mean. Or else--

Oh, just shut up, Moony.

seriously, man! A BABY!

[doggedly]

[But it's too late now, he's quite seized on the idea.]

A student! She was a student! You married a student!

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That's what I thought. There, now you have something quite grave to whine about.

Sick.

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I did not. Would you stop saying it as if I did something scandalous!

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Yes, and I'll do it at everyone but you, 'cos you haven't a heart.

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I'd stop saying it if it wasn't so scandalous, but that isn't about to happen anytime soon! A student, you old dog you!

[...though now he sounds nearly appreciative.]

I think this might be worse than a baby. Eurgh.

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And you a brain. What a set we make.

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She wasn't-- for the last time, Sirius, I was not teaching while she was a student. There was nothing of that sort of thing going on. We met when she was training as an Auror.