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[What's up? Several things, to be honest, ranging from the happy to the worrying to the cowardly. James' son, and the war, and what might happen in the future-- and Lily's death, and Sirius' fears, and Remus' own terrible lonely cowardice--

--but he doesn't want to ruminate on any of that. Not now. So something better, then, something far more cheerful.]

I have a girlfriend now. :)

i heard! jeez, congrats man, you're not a virgin anymore :)!

[ he's looking into the little things - notices the ebb and flow of posts on the network, who talks to who without listening in, and he's aware that a handful of the new arrivals over the past couple months merit closer attention.

on the other hand, he's not sure he wants to start caring all over again; the spate of departures, spread over the last handful of months, left a deeper mark than he'd initially thought.

he's backsliding. ]

—dude i hope you're using condoms :(

We're not precisely that far along yet.

[So he's still a virgin, in short, though he's not going to precisely make that connection obvious.]

Do you know her at all?

not really, but i've seen her around. raven, yeah?

[ and virginity is a subjective thing, you're getting mostly laid, that counts for something. ]

she knows you camp?

I camp?

the thing we do every month...?

Is that what we're calling it now? Better than "furry little problem", I suppose. In any case: yes, she does know. She's quite all right with it, actually; she thinks it's something to be proud of.

[ Oh hey, that's— that's actually kind of nice to hear. Isaac wants to say lucky you, but while he means it, he's not sure he can keep himself from sounding just the bit jealous about it. ]

Man, I'd pick camping over monthly cycle, just to go on record with that.

What's she like?

She's a shapeshifter, obviously, which is fascinating-- and she's quite kind, and brave, and funny-- and a bit of a risktaker, and far more pointed than I am. Far more blunt, too, which isn't a bad thing. I think you'd quite like her. I know Erica will.

what is a painless poison that will definitely kill you but wont make you vomit up chunks of your guts

1. Who are you trying to kill?
1a. Why?
2. Why does it matter if you will vomit up things, you will be dead?

1 + 1a. i am doing a crossword
2. i mean DURING the dying bit not afterwards you cant vomit if youre dead anyways. i am looking for painless poisons that put you gently to sleep

for my crossword

1. Are you making one or solving one?
2. Poison gas? Mercury? I don't know if there's a way to quietly kill someone with poison; they tend to induce rather dramatic reactions.

1. solving obviously im not a knob that sits around making crosswords
2. oh come off it there has to be ONE that puts you to sleep! what are you good for?!