Because you typically don't do things just out of the goodness of your heart. Is there a girl involved in this? There is, isn't there. You're trying to impress a girl.
You what! How dare you dismiss me in this way! I'm perfectly capable of doing things out of any goodness of my heart or-- or brain or arm or fingertip or whatever. I can do whatever I like for whatever reason. Really, I dunno why you're acting so disparagingly about my efforts--you, who always encourages goodness and upstandingness at the like!
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