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oh did i not say my kidnappers were men i thought you were talking about them but if youve had sex with a russian woman i will eat my own shit

What is it with you and feces?

that is a long and traumatic story thats between me and my therapist thank you

are you seriously a werewolf though and if so are you sure youve never woken up in a zoo

I'm very seriously a werewolf, yes. And no, I haven't. I usually lock myself in a room and pray I don't break out.

can you turn other people into werewolves

That's half the danger, yes.

can you turn me into a werewolf

[He actually switches to video for this-- and okay, this conversation has been annoying, but nothing has actually made him angry. Not really. But now Remus looks pale, his eyes gone dark with anger.]

Tell me. In all your movies and your-- your media, haven't you noticed something about the mythology of werewolves? Of what a curse it is for the characters to have it? It isn't something I give out--

[At all, he should say, but something makes him change his words.]

--easily. It's not for the weak, or the stupid, or the foolish. It's something that-- god, the responsibility alone-- and the fact that you're asking me about it so casually shows me you know nothing about it. All right? So no.

[ Well that was slightly shocking. He'd been pushing for a reaction, hadn't really expected that to be the thing to do it. Either way, it's obvious he's hit a sore spot - be glad he doesn't switch to video, because Remus probably wouldn't appreciate the mix of surprise/trying not to laugh that's plastered all over Nathan's face. ]

alright calm down you couldve just said no so whats your girls name

[ Rudely irreverent, but the fact that he actually changed the subject is as close as he gets to respecting boundaries. ]

[And back to text again.]

If I had just said no, you wouldn't have known what you were asking.

Raven.

[ True. Well played. Not that he really gets what he was asking, but at least he's backing off. ]

is she a goth

What?

does she wear loads of black makeup and write poetry

Why would she? No.

whys she got such a shit name then thats almost worse than yours well no nothings worse than yours but you see my point

My name is perfectly fine and so is hers. There's nothing wrong with Raven! Or Remus!

You do know that girls generally like to be kissed by boys that fancy them. Who they reciprocatvively fancy.

I already kissed her, if you don't remember. And that didn't turn out so well.

Right. And did you miss the bit where she fancies you, or...

You do'nt know that. Not for sure.

Except I basically do. I mean, it's a little obvious.

Not to me.

'Course not to you, you're too close. Proximity makes it difficult to see--and anyway, your eye isn't trained for spotting that sort of thing. Mine is.

[He sighs.]

I suppose it hardly matters right now, does it?

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[action] IDK BUT OH MY GOD HOW I CRIED

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