Remus J Lupin (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
theshabbiestofmen) wrote2012-05-01 09:18 pm
theshabbiestofmen) wrote2012-05-01 09:18 pm
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Hereby defined as "opposing you in the slightest".
Let yourself in!
[True to his word, Remus has gone off and found something to eat-- bread and apples, but really, given that he only had ten minutes to get to the kitchens and come back, it's rather nice that he got anything at all.]
[True to his word, Remus has gone off and found something to eat-- bread and apples, but really, given that he only had ten minutes to get to the kitchens and come back, it's rather nice that he got anything at all.]
No one said you had to eat them. Let's hear it, then! What's your great idea?
Well, yes, but if I'm promise food I sort of expect it to be a food that I want to eat. Mad, I know.
[Still, he settles down on the floor, shoving the sleeves of his jumpsuit up his arms a bit before extracting a list from his pocket. In the lore of the Marauders, lists feature very highly as sacred objects. Some of the best pranks have come from mere lists. Sirius holds it reverently before his face a moment.]
Right. So. We could start with the basics, humorously sticky floors....
[Still, he settles down on the floor, shoving the sleeves of his jumpsuit up his arms a bit before extracting a list from his pocket. In the lore of the Marauders, lists feature very highly as sacred objects. Some of the best pranks have come from mere lists. Sirius holds it reverently before his face a moment.]
Right. So. We could start with the basics, humorously sticky floors....
Perhaps right outside the Jump room door?
[He gives him a little smile. Fussy or not, Remus still is a Marauder, at the end of the day.]
There's also always false doors and the like-- though we might be into trouble with that one.
[He gives him a little smile. Fussy or not, Remus still is a Marauder, at the end of the day.]
There's also always false doors and the like-- though we might be into trouble with that one.
[Yes, this is more like it. That is a Marauder smile. It could be a better Marauder smile, more devious-like, but there is time for that later.]
I don't see how we'd be in trouble. If we're careful enough, people will blame all of it on the ship itself, false doors especially.
I don't see how we'd be in trouble. If we're careful enough, people will blame all of it on the ship itself, false doors especially.
Well, yes, but I don't want them getting paranoid that someone is attacking them again.
There's no need for sarcasm, you know, simply because I don't want to terrify our fellow passengers.
I did, if you recall-- but all right, yes.
[He bites his thumbnail, thinking.]
What about-- oh, I don't know. Illusions? Animals? It might be amusing to see how people react to an army of squirrels running rampant.
[He bites his thumbnail, thinking.]
What about-- oh, I don't know. Illusions? Animals? It might be amusing to see how people react to an army of squirrels running rampant.
Oh, I'm so sorry I'm not performing up to expectation-- give us time, Sirius, we'll come up with something.
Yes, yes, yes--
[He rolls his eyes, quite unimpressed with the dramatics.]
What about . . . hm. Something to do with the showers, and changing people. We could change everyone's hair and skin tone.
[He rolls his eyes, quite unimpressed with the dramatics.]
What about . . . hm. Something to do with the showers, and changing people. We could change everyone's hair and skin tone.
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