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[doggedly]

Is this your way of saying you won't play mediwizard, either?

[theshabbiestofmen]

It's my way of saying I haven't the faintest idea how to treat alcohol poisoning, and I don't want to have to try and learn on the fly.

[doggedly]

Not even for me?

[theshabbiestofmen]

It's more a matter of I don't think I can learn rather than a lack of wanting to for you. I've always been awful at healing.

[doggedly]

[This is a Sad Look.]

But wouldn't you try? For me?

[theshabbiestofmen]

And what would happen should I fail?

[doggedly]

I'd flop around saying arrgh, arrrgh. Which really won't be very much of a difference when compared with what I'd be doing anyway, so!

[theshabbiestofmen]

And then you'd die, you realize. Die of alcohol poisoning, because that's what that means.

[doggedly]

Arrgh, arrrgh means... death.

[theshabbiestofmen]

That's your symbol for death? Argh, argh?

[doggedly]

If you'd like to write up some more famous last words for me, I'd be willing to give them a go, but yes, as it stands now, that is my symbol of dying.

[text - dated yesterday because Bran wouldn't fall asleep as early as I did]

[wolfdreamer]

Remus Lupin: are you well?

[And he hopes that the answer is yes, and he hopes that this is not too much to ask...]

[theshabbiestofmen]

Didn't you once claim you were going to sing a dirge when you were about to die?

[doggedly]

That was for your death, actually. I've always assumed that my death would happen in a blaze of glory--broomsticks on fire and giants shouting and centaurs running every which way, and perhaps a flaming sword as well--orphans being rescued, young ladies wringing their hands, et cetera.

And argh, argh.

[theshabbiestofmen]

They're not very creative last words. That's my only complaint, you know; anyone could have said them. It's a disappointment after all that fuss.

[doggedly]

Which will make them terribly memorable.

[text]

[theshabbiestofmen]

Well enough. I will survive. Yourself?

[theshabbiestofmen]

Hardly. You're deluding yourself, Pads, and it's quite sad. Pick new words.

[text]

[wolfdreamer]

I was ill but I am recovering. As is Alayne, and Robb.
Before you fell ill, did you see any of the creatures that were discovered?

[text]

[theshabbiestofmen]

None. Heard descriptions of them, but I never saw one face to face. Have you?

[doggedly]

When the hell did you get so critical!

[theshabbiestofmen]

I lived with you for a few years.

[text]

[wolfdreamer]

[A long, long pause.]

I could not go. I was ill. And there was no place for me.

Do you think that they could be controlled?

[text]

[theshabbiestofmen]

[He pauses for a few seconds.]

I think it would be a poor idea to try, considering you don't have much experience in control yet.

[doggedly]

And that turned you cruel and cynical. I see.

I shall draft a second set of last words for you, as I would so hate to disappoint. All right?