[He laughs again at that, reaching over to shove gently at Remus' shoulder, in something of an endearing punch.]

Oh my God, you do not. Don't exaggerate. Anyway, it didn't even happen all that often, I only remember maybe once, where it got all cracky, it was sort of adorable even then-- and anyway, I'm not talking about puberty, you weirdie, I'm talking about when you got sexy! Far more difficult to pin down.