I'm not-- a girl? You're actually calling me-- oh, I'm sorry we can't all be perfectly calm and stoic, Remus, but some of us get a bit upset when we realise that our best mate could show up as a girl! Entirely without warning, just-- suddenly, tits! I'm sorry if that's somehow weird to some of us! I'll try very hard to be more like you.
ok so sirius will be dying a slow and painful death hope that's okay