[OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT. Remus is torn between laughing and being horrified, and compromises by laughing and rereading the questions over and over. Eventually, though, he slowly types back:]
1. No, I don't. I'm usually more concerned with hunting. 2. I have no idea. 3. No. That's dogs. 4. THAT'S DOGS. Werewolf. 5. No. Don't be disgusting.
Look, three weeks out of the month, I'm a normal human boy. I have sex normally. There's nothing of the wolf bleeding through.
text;
1. No, I don't. I'm usually more concerned with hunting.
2. I have no idea.
3. No. That's dogs.
4. THAT'S DOGS. Werewolf.
5. No. Don't be disgusting.
Look, three weeks out of the month, I'm a normal human boy. I have sex normally. There's nothing of the wolf bleeding through.