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nathan young. ([personal profile] picnmix) wrote in [personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2012-12-18 05:37 am (UTC)

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well hang on a minute lets not be hasty ill give you more context

so its this jewish american who goes hiking in scotland and the locals tell him not to wander the moors and etc but hes a twat and does it anyway and gets bit by a werewolf

then hes in hospital with this proper nympho nurse and his friend who got eaten to death by the wolf is all haunting him now because thats apparently a werewolf thing and hes all KILL YOURSELF MAN DO IT ILL BE A GHOST FOREVER IF YOU DONT but hes like no go fuck yourself this nurse is so up for it

so then some other things happen mostly lots of sex which makes me wonder whether this is properly categorised as a horror film but then he wanders off on the full moon and kills more people and gets more ghosts and theyre all like jesus man seriously just off yourself you selfish fuck youre killing everyone its madness

at some point theres a child and a balloon and im not sure whats going on with that

so he keeps ignoring the ghosts and then he wanders into a porno theatre to mope and the ghosts are all there telling him how to kill himself like a decent person and hes not having any of it but then its the full moon again and he turns into a wolf and massacres the theatre

then he gets out and a double decker crashes and old ladies are getting nailed by cars left and right and he runs off into an alley and the police gun him down and then his nurse girlfriend is a bit sad

its got to be at least a little bit like that

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