Well, yes, but if I'm promise food I sort of expect it to be a food that I want to eat. Mad, I know.

[Still, he settles down on the floor, shoving the sleeves of his jumpsuit up his arms a bit before extracting a list from his pocket. In the lore of the Marauders, lists feature very highly as sacred objects. Some of the best pranks have come from mere lists. Sirius holds it reverently before his face a moment.]

Right. So. We could start with the basics, humorously sticky floors....