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[theshabbiestofmen]

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[doggedly]

I have loads of brains, loads, great squashy gobs--that how I get high marks. That and copying off of you. Is this the bit where we, er, where we skip off to see wizards?

[doggedly]

So you snogged someone's apprentice, which is nearly a student, which means you still had it off with a student. Perhaps in a different sort of uniform.

Uniforms, oooh, kinky.

Video;

[theshabbiestofmen]

I don't see much point, considering we're looking at one another. Can you at least pretend you didn't cheat off me?

[theshabbiestofmen]

[And then there's just silence because he is burying his face in his hands.]

Video;

[doggedly]

But that would be lying. And aren't I meant not to lie?

Video;

[theshabbiestofmen]

There's lying and then there's being kind.

[doggedly]

[He waits for a few beats, but.... silence....]

Moony. Moo-o-ony. Was that too close to the truth, I'm sorry...

Video;

[doggedly]

Who exactly am I meant to be kind to right now, you?

[theshabbiestofmen]

[Muffled:]

Stop.

Video;

[theshabbiestofmen]

Why not me? I don't want it known I let you copy. It'd ruin my entire reputation as a strict professor.

[doggedly]

Stop what.

Video;

[doggedly]

You have a reputation for strictness.

[theshabbiestofmen]

You know perfectly well what.

Video;

[theshabbiestofmen]

Absolutely.

[doggedly]

Can't say that I do, no. I'm only making observations.

[A beat.]

Oi, Moony?

Video;

[doggedly]

Moony. Do you perhaps recall fifth year, when you were made a prefect, and you had a sit down with us and more or less cracked down on us and told us you were going to be strict and we weren't allowed to copy from you any longer.

[theshabbiestofmen]

What.

Video;

[theshabbiestofmen]

That was entirely different, and anyway I held out for quite a while with that.

[A week is a while, right?]

Video;

[doggedly]

Oh, yeah, you were a bastion of strength. [A beat.] And then you gave us your essay and asked us to cheat off of it.

I mean, mostly so those pesky little invisible gnomes would stop hiding your things, but you still gave it over.

[doggedly]

You're my favourite.

Video;

[theshabbiestofmen]

That was an example of vicious bullying. I look back at that with resentment, you know.

[theshabbiestofmen]

You certainly aren't mine.

Video;

[doggedly]

Fondness. You mean to say fondness.

[doggedly]

Liar. I'd so hate to tell everyone that you're a liar, Remus John Lupin, don't make me say those words.

Video;

[theshabbiestofmen]

You truly that those were tears of fondness in my eyes? You hid my soap.