theshabbiestofmen: (Happy ☾Drunk??)
Remus J Lupin ([personal profile] theshabbiestofmen) wrote 2013-04-18 05:47 am (UTC)

We--

[He closes his eyes for a moment, trying to think. Condom. Right. Yes. Does the ship have condoms? Remus gropes for his jumpsuit and grabs his wand. With a sloppy flick of his wrist, he gestures to the door.]

Accio condom! Hopefully.

[Thirty seconds-- and then the door opens as a small packet zooms in. Remus laughs and catches it.]

Try not to think about what the rest of the ship must think--

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